The 7
Dwarves are standing outside a convent. Then Happy goes and knocks on
the door...
A nun answers and says "Can I help you, my child?" Happy says
"Are there any 3 foot nuns in this convent?" The nun is puzzled, and
says "No, there are no 3 foot nuns in this convent." Happy thinks for a
minute, then says "Are there any 3 foot nuns in this city?" The nun
says "No, there are no 3 foot nuns in this city." So Happy leaves and
forms a huddle with the rest of the dwarves. Then a few minutes later,
Doc leaves the huddle and goes and knocks on the door. The same nun
answers and says "What now?" Doc says, "Ok, are there any 3 foot nuns
in this state?" The nun says "No! There are no 3 foot nuns!" Doc
thinks, then says "Are there any 3 foot nuns in this country?" The nun
is starting to get mad, and says "NO! THERE ARE NO 3 FOOT NUNS!" So Doc
leaves and returns to the huddle. A few minutes later, Sleepy goes and
knocks on the door. The same nun answers. Sleepy says "Are there any 3
foot nuns on this continent?" The nun says "NO!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I
HAVE TO TELL YOU??? THERE ARE NO 3 FOOT NUNS!!" Sleepy says "Are there
any 3 foot nuns anywhere in the world?" The nun says "NO!!" and slams
the door in this face. Sleepy returns to the huddle, then a few minutes
later, all the dwarves start running around laughing and chanting
"DOPEY SCREWED A PENGUIN! DOPEY SCREWED A PENGUIN!" |
